ROB'S RANT

Dear Jack, It is with a heavy heart that I am sending you this message. I just
read your last E-mail transmition-appropriately titled "where we live". I was
delighted to be mentioned as a cameo character. As much as I can appreciate your
ability to take the affection that you have for the lovely hamlet that you and
your pretty wife call home and put pen to paper, successfully putting the reader
in what Martin Scorsese calls "the theatre with seating for all"; As much as I
can identify with the purity that is the gods country that is the adirondaks;
with all that I know of you having been my "big Brother" my whole life as well
as my roomate for 42 months.{now that would be be good writin'} I need for this
to be said- We need money down here MOTHER FUCKER- This gift that you have that
allows you to take a willing partipant through your the channels of your mind
and positively influence what we know as "the h
uman condition' is quite
remarkable. So with that
said I beleive that there is a huge market in what you have to offer the world
at large. As you know I am not a person who regularly quotes other people but in
this instance, I am compelled to repeat the words of Madonna Veronica Ciccone
when I say "stick to the basics of advertising; sex, babies, and puppies and you
will never go wrong". So the next time you have me lazying down a country road,
I would like very much if there was a farmers daughter at the end of it.
Describe the lace of her panties,{ in 11 pages or less please} llustrate how
she feared her male lead counterpart, {ROBERT MCDERMOTT} but his fundamental
vulnerability and primitive heat.... Bla Bla Bla you get the
picture.$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Hey lets do lunch

MACK THE KNIFE

Or rather Matt the Gun.

9/23/08 the police are brought to Virginia Manor to investigate a gun found in Matthew's room. This gun belongs to Dad

Colleen told the police that Dad suffers from dementia. she also told Matt that he can site mom's death any more as an excuse for his behavior.

The gun will be destroyed by Tinton Falls police.

Go Matt!

Not his best but a great team effort! (take note of the rosary beads around his neck - he periodically has a quick chat with Mom!)

Matt aka Michael Jackson

A Perfect Afternoon for me

is spent with my pal Matt - doing chores and crossing things off the list. It is such a nice experience spending time with someone who gives with all his heart. He carries the heavy load and doesn't complain, he picks up the garbage without being asked and takes it to the outside receptacle, he closes the ironing board (that has been sitting for weeks in the the middle of room) and then he asks what else he can do.

And he makes me smile and makes other people burst out laughing when I tell what he said. "Is there something you want to say to me this afternoon, after I helped you with your chores?" Of course, I should be saying Thank you Thank you Thank you. Thank you for a great day

Check out my Pal!

He is the Jam!

The End or is it the Beginning?

my final project is a wiki for the library that I started working in 6 weeks ago. My training was on the fly due to the summer rush and I thought a place to store all the information would be helpful to me as well as my colleagues (everyday I come home with piles of paper full of questions, answers and exceptions so now I have a place to put all that information)

it is just the beginning as there are things to add and suggestions - hopefully - to include so here it is:

Long Branch Public Library Staff Wiki